YouTube had been banning this video for several times… and yes… i got a copy. A friend sent it to me via MMS and i actually watched it while i was on the resto with my friends… and i was like.. WTF!!! it took me several minuites to figure out whats happening on the video. Truth is the first thing that came into my mind with the word scandal is.. another freakin porn!

This has been all over the news nationwide here in the Philippines. The ” scenario ” actually happened last Dec. 2007 in Cebu… from what i’ve heard… he ( the patient ) had a casual sex with another man for -P-100.00!!! WTF! He’s drunk and they did it twice! The second time they did it… they became very kinky and err.. stupid? they used a spray can! yes.. a spray can inserted into his ya know… anyway the next morning when he wakes up he found out that the guy already left and he kinda remembered what they did but was unsure about it. BUT when he looked for his ” Black Suede ” cologne spray… its gone… and he feels something really painful in his ass.

January 2, 2008 he was brought into the hospital and he had an x-ray. The doctor said… they found a foreign object in his body that requires an operation. The following day before the operation, he complained that there were too many people inside the operating room, but his complain was a bit late because the anesthesia was already administered in his body. and heres what happened during the operation.

I mean punyeta naman… kawawa na nga yung tao… pinag tripan pa! wala man lang konting consideration… at isa pa yang doctor na yan… the one whos shouting ” baby out ” dapat dyan i pa rape sa mga bading at saksakan ng tanke ng gasul sa pwet!!! *sigh* sige pa… sirain niyo pa imgae ng mga doctor ng pinas!!! mga leche! parang ginawang fiestahan yung OR!!!

I love Edwin McCain’s I’ll Be… but god damnit! cant help myself but to blog about this and laugh about it! this is one of the classic moments i had. At the party, Justin sang the song quite well… until everyone start getting drunk… including Mang Larry ( the house boy ) sang the song… bakit naman binaboy dba?!

Justin, no comment! its good… BUT “someone” does it better than you hahahah. Oh! tama na!

Did he just say embryos from mountains!? wtf!!! sorry d ko na tinapos record… d ko nakayanan e. hahahah ( sorry mang larry ah ) saya talaga e!

Yes! im the one cussing! eh papano ba naman?! ako inaalaska… lecheng i’ll be yan! hahaha past is past noh! eeew! duh!

Ever since i had that SUV im having nightmares!!! aside from Suzuki Quezon Avenue’s poor service… the SUV itself is a crap! Scenario #1 for change oil… you have to call them a day before for an appointment then you have to bring your car at freakin’ 8:00am or earlier and you will get it back by 3:00pm or so. So what i did was call other branch and Suzuki Kalookan is wayyyyy better. You will get your car less than an hour! Scenario #2 Lot’s of engine problems and more engine problems! i’ve actually lost track on how many times i brought that SUV in for damn engine crap! the AC sucks! SUZUKI SUCKS!!! BULL%#%#%. now… i dont have something “normal” to drive again. And hell no im taking a cab, bus, MRT, or worst a jeepney!!!

Im selling it!!! 850K any takers?

It’s Monday again! fresh start of the week. I have been bumming around for the past 2 weeks. It’s fun to bum around from time to time but the more you do it the more it gets suck and boring. Im going back to my daily routine and i really need massive exercise. My body is really looking for it. And… have to spend time with me new found friends!

Last night, i watched Meet the Spartans. Sorry, “Meet the Spartans,” but “300” is still a lot funnier ( well, i find the clothes hilarious ). Most of its running time is devoted to non sequiturs, poop jokes and braindead spoofs that add nothing to the proceedings.

But on the other hand… when it comes to Sexual Content - Ample cleavage and booty shots; lots of scenes with scantily clad men and women; plenty of sexual innuendos, many of which are somewhat homophobic (a man discusses warfare in terms of “taking it from the behind,” for example); a woman licks her lips while staring at men; she also gyrates in front of older men who throw money at her; humans and animals (sometimes both) are shown in sexual positions.

Violence - Plenty of cartoonish scenes that are violent nonetheless: A dog bites a man’s testicles; a parent and child head-butt each other (in the name of teaching the boy how to be a warrior); a spear lances through a soldier while another charges and hits a rock face, plucking his eyes out; guns are shot, swords are drawn, and a man cracks his neck performing a break-dance move; blood oozes out of a man’s face.

Language - Women are referred to as “hoes” and “sluts,” and there’s the usual parade of “s–t,” “damn,” “a–hole,” “b-tch” and more, as well as one bleeped “f–k.”

The film delights in making fun of everything by playing up stereotypes or relying on crude language. A woman clearly sleeps around. At times the film feels like an endless stream of commercials for products like Coke, Nintendo Wii, Dentyne Ice, Gatorade, and more. One whole sequence plays out like a video game, Grand Theft Auto style. Mentions of TV shows (Ugly Betty, Heroes), films (James Bond), and video games. And.. A shot of Botox kills a man. Another man drinks a beverage thinking it’s hard liquor — but it’s actually pee.

This is why some peeps will want to see this mindless spoof, even though (or perhaps because) it’s riddled with gross-out humor fueled by swearing, bodily functions, offensive jokes, and cartoonish violence. It’s worth 45% waste of time